I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

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If I were a time of day… I'm sorry it would have to be Hammertime©. Its a vastly overused classic.
If I were a non-human animal… I would be a dog. Loyal for no reason and willing to do anything for bacon. Except I don't like bacon.
If I were a direction… Southwest almost due south. If I go that way enough I'll end up somewhere in the neighborhood of... a friend.
If I were a piece of furniture… The broken Lazyboy. I lure you in with my soft leather exterior and then I go in for the kill.
If I were a liquid… I would be cold to the touch, refreshing but almost prickling to one's throat. I would be a sharp sweet taste.
If I were a stone… I would be a big rock so I can fall on people when they play 'kick the rock' with me.
If I were a tool… I would be a rusty swiss army knife. Numbers of tools all at the users disposal, but the possessor would have to take care of me.
If I were a kind of weather… Rain. Always nice to have, washing away the things which have been done.
If I were a mythical creature… hmm, very good question. Probably a faerie Dragonette. It sounds... odd for a guy but they like apple pie and are quite annoying, and will also keep going until what the pursue is theirs.
If I were a musical instrument… Piano. No matter what you play, the piano sounds better.
If I were a color… blue, light blue, any color of the aurora borieallis or however its spelled. That thing is beautiful and it reminds me of the artic.
If I were an emotion… Ignorant happiness.
If I were a sound… it would be the patter of heavy rain. I like the sound.
If I were an element chaos perhaps.. er, air.
If I were a car… a messed up volkswagen with no top. It would have an annoyingly loud horn that plays la cucaracha everytime someone honked it. I would turn it into a convertible.
If I were a movie… it would be a cheap remake of cinderella, and it will star a Drunk Russian for the prince. I will call it Cinderella and Deborski.
If I were a food… I would be fried rice. Fried rice is good when made by the proper hand and guess what, I have the proper hand. (EGO RUSH)
If I were a material… soft blue silk. I would only wear it in the dark recesses in my room, er.. it feels so smooth and shimmers in the light.
If I were a word… it would mean quick thinking and on one's toes. I'll tell you when I find out what the word is.
If I were a body part… it would be the hand. It can either help you in a time of need or slap you in rejection.
If I were a facial expression… I would be a fake smile, like the one we have to do in band. It shows no glimpse of authenticity, but it is funny as heck to picture 38 kids with a stupid grin on their face after a bad concert.